Friday, July 15, 2011

Are Ewwww a Bihari ?

Warning: This Post might hurt your sentiments, please proceed only if you are capable of handling the worst. And if it does hurt your feelings, the author hereby, with due respect, states that, "He Doesn't Give A Rat's Ass"
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How do you judge a person for the first time when you meet him ? Is it the looks? Is it the way he speaks ?or is it, the way he cares ?

Ummm No, it's the mixture of all that.

Yeah I bet it's a mixture of all that, PLUS the region he belongs to and this particular post is about 'Biharis'. Okay let me see your "ewwww" reaction on that ! Ohh, you didn't have one ? well good ! I still don't care..

Well dude, Biharis are cheap, have a weird accent, are violent and downmarket !

Says who ? YOU ! and if you are the one going "arghhhh, where's he pointing at", then YOU too !

When Russel Peters makes fun of Indians, some of you get so angry that your patriotism starts oozing out of your every tiny hair follicle. But the next moment you see a guy talking in a Bihari accent, you swear like either he put your pants on fire or played table tennis with your testicles. Why ?? did you not hear Russel also cracking that, "Americans, hate Iraqis. Iraqis hate Americans. But Indians hate Indians" Ohh you did, but your reaction was, "he is just being a douche bag with his smile like that, it's rude to call a South Indian,a mufo, just coz he is one, I mean a south Indian"

I don't see where this post is heading ! Well, I guess its heading towards the borders. Not the cliche, but the actual state borders. Why all of a sudden, I am taking a Biharis side, when I am myself from Bengal, No wait, I think I am from Assam, Shit I forgot I am from Delhi. Omg !! I do look like someone from Haryana, hehe kidding, I am from Nepal ! See, you thought I am from so many places,but had no clue that I could be from Bihar. Yes, I am ! and not shameful even a bit about it. Why should I be ? You make fun of us when we utter English words? Bitch, I can kill words and murder alphabets the way you won't even understand ! you make fun of the way we look? I might be gifted 10 times better at the same. You think you a have been brought up nicely? you should have seen the way I have been brought up. You think you are smart? I might be the smartest in the game! Overall I might be way better than you, in every field that you have an illusion of being better than me.

But

Did I make fun of the way you dress up with maroon pants,yellow shirts and a golden neck chain, in case you are a telugu, did I make fun of your lungis and white Tikas Tamilians/Mallus ? Did I make fun of your Turbans Punjabis ?

Did I have a disgusting laugh when you pronounced, 'simply' as 'zimply', Mallus ? 'Biscuit' as 'Biscuitaaan', telugus ? 'Batman' as 'baitman', gujjus?, 'Subway' as 'Shobway', Bengalis? 'Buisness' as 'Binnay', Jatts?

What is wrong in saying "hum ayenge"? when Bengalis can call the samething as"hum ayega", Marathis can call it, "Mai ayega", Hyderabadis can call it,"Main aathu" a Goan can say, "Main aayinga" and well Assamese can mix yup genders and can call it,"Main ayegi". It means the same damn thing, doesn't it ?

Biharis misbehave with girls? Well look at Delhi and the number of rape cases it has and compare the same with Bihar. Biharis are beggars? then you haven't been to Hyderabad yet, any person walking beside you might just ask for some help !! Biharis are gundas ? Not as much as the Mumbai ka Bhai log ! Biharis are cheap? well they don't fight for 25 Paisa like Bengalis and Marwaris. Biharis aren't systematic? yeah then probably you haven't been to Manipur yet. Biharis are loud? Not louder than Punjabis. Biharis are uneducated ? Well don't even get me started on that. Biharis are slow learners? Don't even get me started on that either !

Its not that I am trying to prove hard that Bihar is the best state to live in or Biharis are the best Indian breed of people. I am just stating the fact that all the states have equally good and bad strings attached to them. But picking up on one state and its people, symbolizing all of them as the cheapest breed breathing, is neither right nor sane. How does it feel when Americans call Chinese people Asian and confuse Indians with Pakistanis and treat them both like Pakis ? It doesn't matter if you are from Patna or Pathankot, you all look the same !

Nopz, the word 'Bihari' isn't a slang for me but if you use it like one then, fuck you! and if you are a Bihari, and ashamed of being called one, then fuck you too!

Having said all that, I don't appreciate or take side of anyone from Bihar spreading anarchy,filthiness, hostility or any abnormal and unacceptable form of disgusting act that not only maligns his image along with the state but also of the people who have nothing to do or will never have to do anything with it !

P.S: If you have been offended, keep it to yourself. There was a warning on the top, you should have read it. Idiot !


34 comments:

  1. defines
    "y don't u meet me to knw smthng about yourself ??"

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  2. I had different feelings when reading your post. Smiling and sometimes laughing and at the same time my ears getting red(as in anger or excitement).
    Actually, a very well composed post...

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  3. Yes,its sad but Indians tend to generalize a bit too much..and this happens not just with the biharis.

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  4. hmmm...i hate people who stereotype you without even knowing you.
    a bluntly honest post..nice!! :)

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  5. Indians do hate Indians. That sucks !
    *Standing Ovation !*

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  6. haha..Good one..I guess no where is there an anti Bihar feeling more prevalent than it is here in Mumbai :P

    Mumbaikars(read those who have that so called Marathi asmita intact :P) love to hate the "Bhaiyas" because they seem to have hijacked their job !

    Your Point is bang on...I personally believe that people from Bihar are genuine hard-workers...Yes, there are some rotten apples but overall considering the recent development of the state..one can see what these "bhaiyas" can really do :P

    So yes the "majority" which love to hate them are just jeolous.Period. :)

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  7. Hmm so finally it came out. It was expected since a long time, isn't it?

    Surely Indians hate Indians. North hates south, sough hates north, delhites hate mumbaikars, mumbaikars hate delhites. East doesn't know a thing about West and West doesn't know a thing about East either.

    And, the word should not be hate. Nobody hates anyone that much. We come from super diverse backgrounds and in spite of being Indian, our cultures, food, accent is totally different. So Indians make fun of anything which is slightly deviating from the usual. Bihari's accent is slightly weird as compared to usual Hindi spoken by other states.

    Also, the reason behind so called hating of Biharis is the image of Bihar which has brutally maligned by media, the movies and their politicians over decades.

    Also, nothing is going to get changed. In this lifetime. Live with it. :)

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  8. hey... i must say u have a very impressive way of writing... bt ur straight forwardness mite hurt the sentiments of the reader... ur comparisons r nyc but i guess it won't make dem understand... but gud job... n keep trying

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  9. hehe i personally think u r frm jharkhand, but..uh...never mind... on their faces dis was!! way to go!! lookin forward to more psts like dis 1!!

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  10. @ Unkown

    Thanks gandhi :)

    @ Priya Joyce

    :-) well thank you !

    @ Vib'z beez

    Thanks y-neet :)

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  11. @ Amrita

    Yeah I guess I have always shown that here, haven't I ?

    @ Brajmohan

    Thanks a lot dude and welcome to BV :)

    @Philomina

    Thankye :P

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  12. @ Manisha

    I know, but the post is all about the word 'Bihari' being a slang, which btw can't ever be.

    @ Shweta sinha

    Thanks and welcome to BV !

    @ Pri

    Thanks and how come I did not notice ur blog, u have been here for quite some time it seems. Welcome to BV anyway :)

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  13. @ Ana

    Thanks and who can know it better than u :)

    @ Pooja

    Yup they surely do ! Thanks a lot :)

    @ Vineet sharma

    Thanks buddy !

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  14. @ Anurag

    Yeah, People of the same country can't live togeder and they complain about racism whn they go abroad.. Ohh btw the so called 'Bhaiyas' aren't from Bihar, they are from U.P..and Hijacking jobs is really a funny think when they speak of, its one country u can bloody work anywhere widout having even a passport. Sick Minds I must say.. Thanks anyway :)

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  15. @ Abhinav

    Agreed, People either don't know much or they aren't matured enough but what I don't agree wid is, what u said about people not hating each other....coz a lot of them just do.
    C'mon no body wud beat someone else up for nothing!

    This post is all about making a point that the word 'Bihari' isnn't a slang, but it is used as one everywhere ! And then there are Biharis who decline the fact that they are one.

    And if Bihari accent is slightly different than the usual then what is a hyderabadi accent? People murder hindi over der,like u won't even understand everything they say.

    It's in open air that certain people irrespective of their states have certain grudges against Biharis coz of their past experiences.And that can't be undone. But having said that, they should also be matured enough to not generalize the whole community just like dat !

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  16. @ special Critic

    If my straight forwardness hurts anyone's feelings, I am not responsible for it, coz its just a truth they gotta face it sooner or later :)
    Thanks anyway

    @ Kiddoc

    Even if I am born and brought up in US, I have my roots from Bihar. That will remain attached forever :)

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  17. lolss..at least somebody is real :)
    loved this post absolutely...how do i share it though?

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  18. @ shruti

    Taken :)

    @oldfox

    Thanks and however you want to :)

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  19. well the fact remains that in every state people tend to demean intruders.

    as of bihari's i feel its very well knows that we tend to generalize very easily..and based of some dumbfucks..we say the whole bihari clan..are good for nothing...

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  20. wow ...u think the same way as i do...i m from BIHAR and a proud BIHARI and every one out there must feel proud of this post if ur a bihari or not it a great lesson for u all....cheers.........

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  21. Hey what an awesome post!! kudos to you..loved it :)...btw,u don't blog anymore ? do write :)..

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  22. biharis are the real scums of this earth..i hvnt met even one good decent bihari in my life..whole india laughs at u..becoz u dsrve to b laughed at.

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  23. The way you have written the things .. i really appreciate that ..
    it's like a SPANK to those people who keeps such feelings for BIHARIS .

    Great Job ... !! :P
    Dude where Are You ... ?? Let's Meet :P ( hi hi hi ) ...

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  24. @sandeep kindly fuck off
    And enjoy your derogatory words with your mom

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