Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Don't Irritate !


This post is dedicated to all the irritating people in the world. You people do your job so effortlessly, that it seems it's in you genes and I will have to meet your parents to confirm it. Man ! do you guys get paid for all the things you do ?or are you all naturally annoying ?

Trust me, it doesn't matter which society you belong to, it doesn't matter how big or small a group is and it doesn't matter how stupid or intelligent guys around you are, you will always have one JERK who misfits in your group and gets on your nerves. I have seen plenty of them everywhere right from my innocent kindergarten days to happy high school days to vulnerable graduation days to my working days. Sometimes I think about them and the activities they perform every now and then and I start wondering whether they do it on purpose to annoy me or is it something which is their life's motto ?


I can go on and on and on, about the things that irritate me like hell. But I would list a few for now:

1. Assh*les and assh*lisms : There are guys and yeah girls too,who go on giving their stupidest ever ideas every now and then which even a new born baby would reject. They either inhale stupidity and exhale the same or they eat stupidity in the breakfast and keep vomiting throughout the day.

2. The braggarts : They have a land on the moon, a palace on pacific ocean and a toilet on Everest. Once when I was in school, a guy in front of me went on swearing by his every member in the family that, when Sachin hit a sixer the ball came out of his TV. I mean c'mon I was just 10 then, but not stupid.

3. The irritating eaters : Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrp, Crunchhhhhhhhhh, munchhhhhhhh, and the ooom nooom ooom sounds while eating are so annoying, so so so annoying that I get annoyed by myself when I eat a crunchy cookie or suck a noodle end. But I hate people who do it even while chewing a piece of sliced bread.

4. The High maintenance club : It's bearable as long as a girl is like that but when a guy does it, I not only find it ridiculous but also feel like slapping him hard and there are guys other than Chandler who go for pedicures.

5. The interrogators : Why ? when ? where? what? who? which? Okay these are words to be used sensibly even when you talk with friends but I have seen students and even trainees putting all these words in their stupid doubts. I mean if 'X' is unknown then let him be, why do you care ? when there are so many other variables you can't find either.

6. The loners : They are so lonely and dull that even if you take them to the dance floor in a DJ night with 6000 Watt of rocking music all around, they would somehow manage to take a nap there also. I have a couple of good friends who are the perfect examples and I kick them all the time for being like that.

7. The sweeter than the honey ones : If you have someone like that in your life then go for a check up before you die being a diabetic.

and not the last but the most irritating of all is;

8. The ones who try to outsmart you/me : Yes I hate them and on a given day I can even kill them. Putting up an opinion is a decent thing but putting it up as if it's the only opinion possible is arrogance. People who are always under the impression that they are always better than the best, are losers . No one knows all the things in the world, you can learn from a 5 year old kid and teach a 50 year old man. So, if someone thinks that he is always better than the best, then he perhaps forgets that there is always someone else who's better is far better than his better. So he better be careful.


P.S : Like I said, I can go on and on but it will be too lengthy, so why don't you all put down whatever you guys find irritating ?

41 comments:

  1. Hmmmmmmmmmmm =) some people are seriously irritating.. everyone is irritating in one way or the other..

    BUT...

    irritating for one can be fascinating for others and vice versa... so don't kill anyone if they irritate.. you can always avoid or move away from them..

    ;) and btw.. in which category do u fall?

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  2. how about the ignorers? i hv loads of them around me.. :(

    and lol @ that sachin wala guy. hehe :D

    nice post..i think i fit in the 7th category...check if u hv diabetes now.. :P

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  3. @ Abhinav

    I know, it depends from person to person. Well, I fall in a different category altogether those who get irritated by me either find me stubborn or find me self-obsessed.

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  4. @ Mads

    Well those who ignore u, might be finding u irritating. So obviously both of u find each other irritating and can't gel at all.

    Nah i dun think u are too sweet, u are brutally honest most of the times, which is gud :)

    thnks :)

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  5. I am all of them.. but in limits! :)

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  6. @ abhinav
    Limited assholism :P
    hehe sahi hai

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  7. i m a born irritant ..it comes oh so naturally to me.. n i hv irritants all around me.. hahaheehaww

    n such a awfuckingr8 post.. nicely puked out!!

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  8. Damn... am so irritating that I irritate myself too :P

    I have met many in the category 8 and I somehow fall in 7 at times.. and at times 6...and at times 5...but never in 3...

    LOL!! makes me feel am so damn irritating...hawwwwwww :P

    But the post is NOT irritating...fun it is.

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  9. peter.. have u watched Mumbai meri jaan??? In tht the police says when u r emotional dont cry , instead pee.
    hehe

    who is pissing u. naam bata. main khabar leti hu.
    whn i was reading ur post i could hear tht tv serial ka back ground tht my mom is watching. I cant tel u how much i Hate it!!! Pisses me off.
    Thand Rakh Peter.. Thanda Pani pi le. or else call me i will sign for u "goli mar bheje mein, bheja shor karta hai ;) winks"

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  10. and they are around in blogging world as well.. in your followers there will be a jerk who will comment on your blog religiously but needless to say it will be shit all the time.. and you can't just help it.. Thinking of that.. I hope no one has such feelings for me :)

    and yeah.. ever had a company in train with someone who snores or keep on f**ting.. that too with pride :)

    //do you guys get paid for all the things you do ?or are you all naturally annoying ?//

    inspired by Jab we Met eh?

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  11. hi-fi for #8.. I wish my manager reads this :D

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  12. At least somebody manages to dedicate entire posts to vent out their frustration......good!
    i've been contemplating to do the same for some time now...coz there is just too much negativity around..and always change my mind...dunno...maybe writing about it makes you think about it all the more...aur itni velli cheez ke baare main kyun sochna?

    simply Ignore.

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    8th category tops my list of irritants.Apart from that..my list wld also include late comers.I don't understand why ppl can't be punctual :| it annoys the hell out of me if my friends turn up late for movies/outing.

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  27. "Wannabes" tops my list..!!
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  28. Hehehehe...I "Like" (as they say on Fb) this post. :-P Yeah, I better not start about HOW irritating I find people..most of them..because it'll just irritate me even more than I already am right now. Urrgh.

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