Saturday, August 15, 2009

Hyderabadi Hindi Aisaich boltey !

I promised in the last post, that I will be writing about Hyderabad's peculiar Hindi-Urdu mixed accent, so here I am with 10 awesomely-fantastically-mindbogglingly-hilarious-random sentences that I have come across so far :)



1. chhota tha dus wali leta tha, ab zara bada hua toh 20 wali le raa hun, aur zara bada hua toh tees wali leta hun, paanch rupaye mein shakkar bhi nai aati, shakkar ko chinti khaati, chinti ko maachar khata, machhar ko zhingur khata, zhingur ko chiplak (lizard) khati, chiplak ko chuha khata, chuha ko billi khati, billi ko kutta khata, hum sher hai, acche acche khane kha liye dakkar nai liye. Aaadha hyderbad baap bolta, kal se tum bhi yahich bolna.

2. Arey tu mazak nakho kar re bhai, mazak toh meri galli ka Razak karta.

3. 9 mahine se zayda amma pet mein nahi rakhi toh inlogaan khaahan se rakhengey boltun.

4. chhota tha ankkhiyaan nikal k ante khelta tha, zara bada hua toh ankhiyan nikal k gotiyan khelta hun, aur zara bada hua toh ankhiyan nikal k chharrey khelta hun. bachpan se anntey, gotiyan,chharey sabhi khel lete yaaron apan. Sale tumhari halat dekho, tumko maare toh inlogan hanstey, mere pe.

5. arey tumko nai malum, apan duniya k pappa hain, sale galiyon mein ghusney nahi detun, khali pahadaaan bataye toh. Sale yeh cheap category k local basti k secret logan hain. Chindi choran hain.

6. Hum Shanwaz hain, koi laundey pottey nahi hai, koi rumal nai hain jo haath poch k pocket mein daal liye.

7. Arey tu laaal wali Mercedez bhijaa nahko re baba, tu safed wali bhija re, mereko kaaamaan (
work) hain bahut kaamman hain.

8. Kal Krishna-Oberoi mein party thi, party mein jaatey he, samney se mallika mili, Murder yaaaaron, ....tabhi logaaan mereko dekh k bole, inhe angreezi filmon ka hero dikh ra nai?

9. Sale 25 saal se Chaarminar mein baitha hua hun, apni bhi izzat hai yaaron, logaan salam thok k jaatey, yeh sale angrezaan haath lagatey re mereko, Maa ki kirkiri.

10. Salman khan, Amir Khan, Sharukh Khan, Ayub Khan, Sanjay khan, Arbaaz Khan, Sohail Khan, Saif ali Khan sab logan humko Pyaar se Emraan Haashmi boltey, mere saath wale Pilot ko John boltey tereko kya boltey bol ?
TERMINOLOGIES

Chiplak- Lizard
dakkar-burp
bolta- says
Amma- Mom
boltun- I say
ankhiyan- Eyes
Gotiyan/antey- Pebbles
inlogan-these guys
Chindi choran- Cheap thug
bhijaa-Send
Phadaaan-Mountains
Anreezan-Foriegners
Pottey-Dudes
Pappa- Dady
poch-to rub
Inhe-He
Maa ki kirkiri- A slang
boltey/kaithey-Say


P.S : The Picture is not a google image, I took it one morning ;)

47 comments:

  1. i liked 3 and 9
    LOL@ maa ki kirkiri =))
    guddu....
    guddu....
    GUDDU :D
    harini doesn't speak like this... no no no :D
    my college ke hyderabadis...speak such asterik hindi...i hate it when they speak hindi coz they rape it totally and they think it's cool che and they speak it perfectly :|
    disclaimer: im not insulting hyderabadis in general, btw :|

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    1. Yes you are insulting the hyderabadis with that comment. Think what you write and grow up.

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  2. Aaaj tak mereko Bihari Hindi jabardast lagtee thi... ab me hyderabadi hindi ka fan bana gaya hu re!

    hehehehahahahahah!

    main bolta nakko tha? kya baat karte tum baba!

    Awesome!

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  3. ab isko bolte hai sahi hawabaziii..

    kya mast hai be

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  4. Pic mast hai.
    Tum sehte kaise ho ye sab?:|
    main do jhaapad marti..sorry no offence..but cant stnd ppl talking this way for too long..instinctive dislike.
    cant help:|

    par maa ki kirkiri mat hai..:P aur teri post bhi:P

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  5. lols...

    Pottey and Maa ki kirikri..is the best slang :D

    Pallav

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  6. haha! Priceless these are...I once heard Harsha Bhogle Speak Hyderabadi and it sounded quite unique ...but these 10 sentences were priceless ....lol...Would love to visit Hyderabad "Pottey" ..rofl :D

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  7. Haha....loved it...!!
    especially Maa ki kirkiri..! Lol..!
    nice post..! :)

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  8. the most difficult one, the one which i could never guess was that pappa actually means daddy... Phew!
    I want a clarification... My boss is from Hyderabad... Why do all her sentences end with "Daa"?
    E.g. You do this na "Daa".
    Where are you going "Daa"?
    Is this some kind of reeti rivaaz there?

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  9. hehe..i have heard a lot about hydrabadi hindi,mast hai ;-D
    its fun to hear such different forms of hindi..Thoda innocence lagta hai hydrabadi hindi mai mujhe..

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  10. hehehe...maa ki kirkiri?!!...:P

    did u note this down while ppl spoke these lines??!!lol

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  11. kya tho bhi liktha he re thu. aise hyderabadiyo ka izzad nikaal raha hein mama thu. aisech nakko kar :P

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  12. haww.....hohoho...hehehehehe... @4,5&6

    mainey bataaya tha naa.. wen I heard saradarjis talking in this lingo at gurudwara... i felt like i wud faint...:D :D

    hehe... wahan ki jubaan ki baat hi kuch aur hain... :D

    Unnaa boley mere ko... ki tu idhar aayegi!! :D :D is how they talked to me.

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  13. god, i'm still laughing ....kya talent hai...how do u manage to remember these killer dialogues? particularly loved 2, 4, 5 and 6. they were awesome. some simply went over my head....badi complex hindi hai yaar inki....u must be loving it there....rofl

    nd i cnt help but notice that hyderabadi's have this penchant to come up with killer, bollywood style dialogues even at the most mundane situations. nice observation.

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  14. Well, i am not suppose to argue with it, i would say few of them are from movie "The Angrez".. am i right?

    Hyderabad has been a part of my life from last 21 years, so i know the accent's kirkiri from depth.. :P

    There are few corrections but thats fine... you really managed well to put them forward...

    good work ashwin :)

    Cheers

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  15. yah familiar with this style..for me its a sure turn off...as mads claims,they rape it badly..and i dont mean it generally...open assault to them :P

    hard to recollect more though (thank God)..u listed quite few of them..funny ones

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  16. good hai.. guess you are gelling well with hyd and its culture :)

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  17. ROFL ROFL this has definitely prompted me to write soemthing on our mumbaiya lingo.....

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  18. loll haha :)
    i dont know much bout hyd hindi but i recently spoke to someone from hyd ..not just the words but their style of speaking is also different & found it cutely funny :D

    gr8 post..i like those words ending with -ich \ yaich , idhirich :D

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  19. @ MADS

    Its normal to get irritated when you u dun like someone raping hindi ..intentionally but its fun to hear it if they are born speaking like that :P

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  20. @ Abhinav

    arey har state ki hindi alag style se awesome hoti hai :P
    and what u wrote is not hyderbadi hindi btw :P

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  21. @ Joie

    haan ..kabhi sunio ..mast lagega sun k :P

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  22. @ Apparently

    haan main rastey pe chaltey hue logon ka interview leta hun ;)

    thnks :)

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  23. @ Anurag

    ohh it wud be fun to see him speaking Hindi only ...I have never heard that guy speakin anythng other than English :P

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  24. @ the misdirected arrow

    Papa is dady ...but I wrote PAPPA ..that sounds different isn't it ?

    and ur boss speaks da ?
    just cross check ..he must be from kolkata :P

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  25. @ PJ

    yeah thats what i do :P

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  26. @ sawan

    haww miya ...bura kaiko maan rahe. aisaich time pas karun main ;)

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  27. @ Harshita

    LOL yeah i have heard sardarji's speak like that ..it's funny :P

    LOL at
    "Unnaa boley mere ko... ki tu idhar aayegi!! :D :D is how they talked to me."

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  28. @ Prianca

    some of these are from a local movie ..and some of them from a sound clip which i came across ...i din research on this much btw :P

    yeah they brag a lot ..in general :)

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  29. @ Mahesh

    ohh !!

    yeah some of them are from angreez and i altered them ...coz i din want to confuse people ..and if i have the other corrections then i am sure..that i am not even aware of them ;)

    you know i can only afford to write like that ...can't speak at all like that !
    thnks :)

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  30. @ chitwan ...

    yes actually there are two types of hindi, one is telugu-hindi and one is urdu-hindi ...slight differences ...and it might sound rude to people who are not used to it ...coz the accent is blunt !

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  31. @ scattered thoughts

    m i ?
    :P

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  32. @ sugar cube

    Yeah :)
    nice that u like it ..i like MP's hindi btw ..i find it cute and funny ..the accent i mean :)

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  33. Hilarious..!
    My delhi hindi is put at shame. :P
    Koi na... mast hain !

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  34. @ Ishani

    yeah temme about it :P

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  35. Hey its looks great to hear Hyderabadi Hindi from you.

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  36. Peter bulae...kya to bi chod ra ma ki kirkirri...Hyd mein logaa araam sae baath kartae...

    Kya boss, arrae?
    Hau...Aye to atoon....Makes perfect sense

    Gharaan mein aamaa kae jhaadaan bhar kae hai yaron ( The houses are full of mango trees!)
    Love it!

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  39. Friends I'm a Hyderabadi and its Hindi+Urdu ok people use to mix several Urdu and Hindi words in Hyderabad. I Love Hyderabad. Born in Hyderabad die in Hyderabad

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  40. Now for the umpteenth time it's not Hyderabadi Hindi it's Hyderabadi ( DakhniUrdu ). Aur humlogaa utta buraei bataan ni kartey. Magr aap ki koshish achi thi. Lekin aap ku abhi bahoot time hota hamaaraa lehjaa pakadne.

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