Saturday, July 25, 2009

1st year ?

Senior: Hey you, Fresher ?

Junior: Yes Sir.

Senior: Don't you know how to wish your seniors ?
Junior: Hello sir.

Senior: Dude, I am not your friend, give a technical wish and bend or you can salute, and btw where is your dress code and why the hell you did not get your fresher’s cut hair style yet.
Junior: G G..Good morning sir! I don't know the dress code and I don't know what's Fresher’s cut.



Senior: wear formal shirts with collar button closed and third button from the top should be open. Don't dare to fold the sleeves, wear broad Formal pants, wear bathroom chappals and no celphones or watches allowed and fresher’s cut is a kinda military cut, every damn saloon knows about it. Get everything done and come to room number 308 by 9 P.M Sharp. We will have introduction.
Junior : OK sir.

This is a general first day conversation between a junior and a senior in an Engg/medical college. With the new sessions getting started, I recall my good old ragging days. It was fun to get ragged, and it was even more fun to take the revenge. I even ragged my own batch mates. Well some of them used to wish me all the time, thinking that I am their senior, So I obviously took the advantage of that. I learned a lot from my own ragging so, implemented and experimented all the fundas on my juniors (yes, girls too). I was obviously hated by the juniors because of that but I don't have any regrets as I never liked most of my juniors. Maximum of them were stupid, outlandish and arrogant or may be It's every senior's mentality.

"All the Seniors think that their university is going to kids"



Ok now back to the point, Ragging is an art, first of all it's called introduction. We did not violate 1956 act by A.P government under which Ragging is a crime. So under introduction we have several subtle categories and ways of knowing a person. It's important to know If a junior can:

1. Mimic a dog/cat/monkey/pig.
2. Pretend that he is driving a bike and take a whole round of the college with a girl at his back seat and the 'vrooom' sound coming out of their mouth.
3. If he can pass the 50 Paisa coin from his mouth to his friend’s mouth.
4. If he can Kick Warden's Door at 12 in the night.
5. If he can do a snake dance in front of the whole batch or can tell who is the tota/maal in his batch and get free comments/kicks.
6. If he can give his/her introduction in pure Hindi, Yes you should know that Computer Science is called 'Abhikalan Vigyan'.
7. If he can utter at least 10 hard core gaalis (Kaminey, saley,kuttey, harami are nowhere in the league)
8. If he/she can read out loud the barking tables ,e.g, 'voww x 1= voww', 'voww x 2 = voww voww' so on ......
9. If he or she can give answer some tricky questions such as "define SEXY" and the if he answers "Sexy is something you want to have sex with" he is not an engg for sure. The answer is 'SEXY' sounds like 'SEC C' so d/dx Sec C = sec C.tan C.
10. Similarly ‘1/tanX’ is ‘cot X’ and I won't describe how that sounds like.
11. If he can write down his branch's name using his ass as a pen and dragging that on the floor, even short forms workout like Electronics and communication would be ECE or computer science would be CS but bechare Biotechnology wale :(

Rigorous introduction has scores(thappad) involved and to deserve that, you need not do anything, it just comes your way at anytime. Then you should know that senior guys are your technical 'Baaps' and senior girls are your technical 'moms'. 3rd and 4th year guys are super seniors and faculties are *****. There are a lot of technical and biological things one should know about.

If you happen to be someone who has never given/done any rag-duction I Pity you.
If you are one of those who are about to explore the college life (especially engg or medical) best of luck.
If you are a senior, then do it on my behalf ..pleaseee.
If you are a pass out like me then just read this post and comment.

77 comments:

  1. Hahaha! yes, ragging is fun! and sometimes getting ragged too:P

    We ragged our juniors in hostel. made them do chipkali dance on the wall! pole dance..chavanni athanni, made them act sing..do all sorts of things but tried to stay in limit so that they dont go out crying n complaining!!:D

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  2. I have given ragging and I hate it..! I do not approve this way of introduction... there can be better ways to get acquainted...!

    Probably because my seniors were light years away from being jhakaass instead they were jackasses and my juniors were deprived of any sense so there was no point even to look at them..!

    Abhikalan Vigyan? I did engineering in Sanganak / sangandak vigyan aiwam abhiyantriki?

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  3. If he can pass the 50 Paisa coin from his mouth to his friend’s mouth ?!!!!!!!!

    YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  4. Hardly anyone ragged me :( My seniors found me arrogant (chitwan, reading this? :D) but they didnt' bother ragging me properly.

    I ragged my juniors properly due to which i had to face a lot of ahem ahem in college...i dont regret it (yes i do, deep down inside :D)
    Why are juniors always arrogant and so pissing off??

    the 50 paise through the mouth was too gross...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :|
    cool post...feel like pouncing on the 1st years and ragging them properly despite the strict regulations >:)

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  5. hahaha ... feelin nostalgic nw ...great post haha ... nd thanks alot for dropin by ... please visit again ...:)

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  6. I fall into the final category..so commenting :)

    I dont advocate(nope not a lawyer) ragging..i think its over the top and not at all required...just coz one is a senior doesnt mean he has the right to boss over a junior..and even if it has to be done..it can be done in a more civilized manner than is prevalent nowadays.

    But there is also the other side which suggests that it builds bonding..i dont get how it helps people bond ..its a lame theory...but anyways to each his own

    i have never been ragged and neither have i ragged and i think i prefer it that way too...

    so yeah...my views

    cheers
    amith

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  7. ok..i am passed out..
    so commented :-P

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  8. I wsn't ragged at collg :( n so i mis a chance to rag to ;)

    well wen we frst went in kv for 11th n 12..I ws surprised to see raggin ther..hahah gr8 fun to get ragged in 11th n to rag in 12th :P
    no. 6 quite an important info..mujhe pata nahi tha ;)
    no 7 mere daaye baaye (i dunno:P) haath ka khel hei ;)
    no 9 n 10 hhhaaa agn we used to laff a lot n this..almost same deductions ;)

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  9. I don't have a coll life..so never ragged nor will I ever do so.

    3rd one is really gross :S
    1st , 3rd , 5th , 8th & 11th must be darn embarrassing.

    Rest ones are Ok.

    One of my cousin was ragged very badly in hostel.Humiliated I must say. His seniors asked him to switch off a button only by blowing air :D lol when i first heard I cldn't stop laughing but he later told me ..they made him stand & do it for 2 hrs till until he started crying! And they made him do a lot of other 'dirty' things as well.Hostel mein toh ppl do anything.There sld be a limit.

    There's this senior of mine who's in IIT.He was ragged by girls while he was strolling alone in the campus. He was made to kiss a girl :P Lol

    I wonder mera kya hoga..I cannot stand such things at all.

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  10. i also feel there can be better ways to be equipped to the junior batch....bt i faced lot of ragging sessions in my first year..as well...

    anyways it happened 4 years ago and now this post made me think those days...i almost forgot it.

    but yeah...thru out ur colg life...this is the building stone for interaction amongst the batches.

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  11. i also feel there can be better ways to be equipped to the junior batch....bt i faced lot of ragging sessions in my first year..as well...

    anyways it happened 4 years ago and now this post made me think those days...i almost forgot it.

    but yeah...thru out ur colg life...this is the building stone for interaction amongst the batches.

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  12. dude...you bought back all the memories mann...some of them were new to me like the cot X one..lol...and "abhikalan Vigyan"...lol

    Miss those days...tell ya what ...one could go to college now and rag those newbies again ....what say??

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  13. it was really enjoyable thing in the engg life ...yes mee too an ENGG :)

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  14. the girl in the pic looks a little like trinaa, naa? :D a taller version though.. :P

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  15. I fall in the last category..sachhi kya din the vo..now we are lord seniors.

    Now, ragging is now wat it used to be...we used to ask our juniors to ask our name in special format as in "Mam, may i have singular pleasure,double honor and triple saisfaction of knowing ur name ..plzzzzzzzzzzz"

    And have 3 rules for juniors..1. seniors are always right, 2 Juniors are always wrong 3.In case of any confusion , the first rule follows...

    sigh!! gone are the days...

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  16. dude..mujhe to mere delhi university ke din yaad aa gye...hahaha..
    lol

    yar tum to bade hi khatarnaak senior ho by god

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  17. ahhh those ragging days !!

    But Peter you forgot the most important one-- the proposals?(that's the U/A word)

    we didn't have no.3 or 11. hehhe u'r from biotech ain't u?

    but , yes , integration of body etc etc.

    a guy of our batch was made to continuosly sing mujhse shadi karogi ( chillake) hehhe.

    they were quite fun ... esp. now that they've long gone by.

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  18. and ermm .. i do hate the non-fun ragging inci's like - girl made to eat cigarettes .

    if he/she doesn't mind then Sugar Cube? kissing a girl in IIT wont really be termed under *ragging* esp. if u are in an engg, college and that too an IIT.
    lets just say some girl got too desperate.


    ps- this comment came after reading the comments from ppl who have had real bad experiences with being ragged.

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  19. & TO the juniors

    - just play along guys ( that's the way seniors like it best )

    :D

    - there I'm done with my speech

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  20. This post took back to my engg days... :( and I feel so so nostalgic at this moment.

    I was ragged for 6 months.... and I did almost all possible stuff...like singing "MY HEART WILL GO ON" in hindi within 30secs... Attending shok-sabha for cheenti log... :D :D

    Technical intro..hindi intro...aur bahut saari time pass giri... ;) ;)

    I was in complete shock on Day 1 but later got used to it and njoyed it...

    Mazaa aa gaya yaar... kya timely post likhi hain... AWESOME just like you.

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  21. I was ragged when I joined as engg freshie. I was arrogant and didn't respond.

    I thought the way my seniors approached me wasn't right and also thought they were stupid and dumb...:-|

    There are other ways to get acquainted

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  22. I dunno why but i wasnt ragged much... Infact my seniors used to say that whats the point of raging her, she enjoys it!
    But the things that i was asked to do were asking for a lift from nagpur to patiala from all passing cycle-walahs, Crying on the death of my most precious cellphone...
    When it was our turn, me and a friend of mine had formed a fidayein dasta... a group of 10 most notorious juniors, who used to go and perform heroic tasks like kidnapping the canteen boy and deflating the dean's scooter's tyre

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  23. how are you possibly supposed to go about getting ragged..??? haha it sounds fun..specially the 5th one!!! irritating can i say??? well its my turn this year to be ragged.. 1st year u see... college blues and all.. i can feel it!! :P
    wish me luck!!! :)

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  24. //If he can utter at least 10 hard core gaalis (Kaminey, saley,kuttey, harami are nowhere in the league)

    Yeah well they tried it with me. But I argued that I cant lamely recite gaalis. Feel nahin aaata. And I cant 'give' gaalis to someone unless I truly feel like it. "So can I look around and find a target?"

    Then I promptly raised a hand to the group of 'seniors' and sarted uttering...

    Then they tried to make me talk 1 to 100 'in abcd'. So I went into some ASCII nonsense and fried their brains.

    Such shit continued throughout the day and I enjoyed frustrating them. Of course they dare not take it 'too far' or else...

    At then end of the day I was waiting at the bus stop. That group was also there. They once again started some lukkhagiri. When I once again thwarted them, they got enraged and said "Aaj is saley ko ghar jaaney hi nahin deneka!"

    I coolly sat next to them.
    "Mereko nahin jaaney dene ke liye tum log ko bhi yahin rukna padega :P"

    Ther faces paled. Really hadn't they thought of this? :P

    They left by the next bus. Sheesh!

    Dusre din jab 'gang leader' bus mein mila (same route) usne literally dur sey haath jodey.

    Seriously, ragging kids? Guess you don't have a life :P

    //Rigorous introduction has scores(thappad) involved and to deserve that, you need not do anything, it just comes your way at anytime.

    Hope this was just to spice up the post. Would be fun complaining about it if you actually did it.

    //3. If he can pass the 50 Paisa coin from his mouth to his friend’s mouth

    Imagine your fate if someone chokes on that coin.

    //Then you should know that senior guys are your technical 'Baaps' and senior girls are your technical 'moms'.

    Seems you don't really have any real technical superiority to resort to such base stupidity


    Grow up kid, grow up :P


    But yeah points 8, 9 ,10 were creative and funny.

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  25. your haircut was like this?? :O :O

    i thought it was more like a crew-cut :O :O :O

    but the pic is nice:)

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  26. It was sad that my college banned ragging & all its fun !!

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  27. nostalgia indeed.. my juniors still hate me

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  28. aap beetii :P

    i miss those days

    and yeah i can give more then 10 hard core galiya...m the champ

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  29. Ashwin... :D

    Kajal here.. remember me?? how you doing?.. missed this space.. I will be back to read.. couldnt stay away from blogging..
    see ya around buddy..

    Cheers
    kAJAL

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  30. hahah this is funny...
    being ragged....or ragging others dint really have a chance to expirence that facet of college life..

    If he can utter at least 10 hard core gaalis (Kaminey, saley,kuttey, harami are nowhere in the league) liked this one....trust me have seen many eng geeks they hardly know ne slangs man

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  31. hahah this is funny...
    being ragged....or ragging others dint really have a chance to expirence that facet of college life..

    If he can utter at least 10 hard core gaalis (Kaminey, saley,kuttey, harami are nowhere in the league) liked this one....trust me have seen many eng geeks they hardly know ne slangs man

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  32. writing with bums. bumsharas.. that is done in MTV and its fun to watch. gals do it so easily. poor guys. :D
    good post

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  33. oye rap-ishtaar
    mera blog follow karne ke liye mannat maangni padegi??

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  34. I luv my juniors..
    n even they,..
    ragging is fun :)

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  35. hey, wats up?
    i'm going to act like a typical pass out and just post the comment. hehe.

    ur blogs are always, always funny and worth reading.
    btw, ur suggestions on rag-o-duction were pretty awesome too. how many of them have you tried? ;)

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  36. lolz...cant wait 4 d freshers 2 arrive..

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  37. @ Apparently

    Congrats!
    u belong to my category :)

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  38. @ abhinav

    I am sure u haven't faced the real ragging. Never lived in a hostel right ?

    Ragging up to a limit is fun btw :)

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  39. @ thoorika

    It happens, but I din do neither did i ask anyone to do !

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  40. @ Mads

    Ragging is fun when u match the freqncy and when the person getting ragged understands, that seniors are just doing it for fun.

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  41. @ whysoserioustoday

    thnks
    par yeh kaisa naam hai :-s

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  42. @ AWSM

    It does help bonding, may be in ur case it did not, but in my case it did.

    It's just the way u do it and look at it :)

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  43. @ Mahesh

    ok thank u very much !

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  44. @ Priya

    KV mein ragging :O
    I studied for 10 years in KV but we did not have any culture like that !

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  45. @ sugar cube

    If Getting kissed or kiss a girl is Ragging then I want to do my dual bachelors :P

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  46. @ chitwan

    yeh but at some point of time u do have to understand that u have to respect ur seniors irrespective of how lame u are ...in any organization, else why do we call them 'sir' & 'mam'... Professionalism !

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  47. @ suyog

    yo temme about it :P

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  48. @ mads

    yeah yeah slightly :P

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  49. @ ankita

    yo !
    you sounded like a true senior :)
    hi5 !

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  50. @ Pallav

    haaanji main toh tha ;)

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  51. @ menkah

    arey chill :)
    u will enjoy it !

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  52. @ i'll try to be truthful

    are proposals are lame and passe !
    naye ideas aane chaiye tab accha lagta hai :)

    YEah sugar cube's statement was the best ragging i can ever think of u :P

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  53. @ Harshita

    yeh ek engineer he samjh sakta hai !!

    I was very disppointed with Abhinav and Amith ....I was like

    "god where are all the engineers?"
    but u and suyog made me feel better :)

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  54. @ the misdirected arrow

    LOL the wacko u are :P

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  55. @ donna

    best of luck :)
    hope u enjoi it !

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  56. @ stupidosour

    "Yeah well they tried it with me. But I argued that I cant lamely recite gaalis. Feel nahin aaata. And I cant 'give' gaalis to someone unless I truly feel like it. "So can I look around and find a target?"

    Then I promptly raised a hand to the group of 'seniors' and sarted uttering..."

    WOW !!
    Ur seniors were real fagots, u shud have had someone like me !

    "Mereko nahin jaaney dene ke liye tum log ko bhi yahin rukna padega :P"

    Ha ? how lame ! u can't verbally assault them. so u shud be scared ..why did they feel the pain eh ? fagots for sure, now confirmed !

    "Seriously, ragging kids? Guess you don't have a life:P "

    Seriously get fun get a life :)

    "Hope this was just to spice up the post. Would be fun complaining about it if you actually did it.
    "

    It happens in a lot of college and even if u complain nothing happens, I however did not do any physical ragging !

    "Imagine your fate if someone chokes on that coin."

    For the time being i am think about his fate who gets choked on it :P

    "Seems you don't really have any real technical superiority to resort to such base stupidity
    "

    'Stupid'? Isn't that what u call urself :P ?

    "Grow up kid, grow up :P"

    Ohh yes uncle I will grow up when i grow up :P

    "But yeah points 8, 9 ,10 were creative and funny."

    thnks :))

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  57. @ I'll try to be

    yeah :P
    par ki farak painda hai ?
    wapas se bade ho gaye hain baal and no style as such !

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  58. @ rane a.k.a Pink orchid

    HEllo :)
    welcome back ...!
    and yeah I dun follow anyone's blog, coz it displays different names everywhere !

    I never followed ur blog btw :P

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  59. @ Rakesh

    hehe I know a few of such kind :)

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  60. @ Nidzi

    :O
    do they !
    That's why I like
    "Ass like that" :P :P

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  61. @ amrita

    yeah a few of them love me too :)

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  62. @ Prianca

    thnks :)
    I tried like 5-6 of them at least :)

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  63. @ Prianca

    btw All of them are reals for sure :)

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  64. @ Pooja

    Yo thats the spirit :)

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  65. absolutely fab...
    keep d cot (x) up... :P

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  66. @ Enny

    thnks :)
    u keep that up be ;)

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  67. sheesh...i hardly got ragged...i hardly ragged junis msyelf..coll rules were crazy strict..but unlike u, i jelled with most of them pretty quick! nice write up anyway :)

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  68. @ Mon escape

    I also mixed up well wid some good people !
    thnks :)

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  69. Hey....In my MBA college ragging had very subtle name...PDP dats personality developement process....and on day one...v were informed by r seniors For d PDP sessions....In a college auditorium...and doors were locked and we were subjected to the seniorpana.....but looking back for me it was always in limits and i enjoyed my PDP....but couldnot take d revenge.....:(

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  70. @ Sparrow

    ohh i din know that Management collgs also do that :O

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