Saturday, March 7, 2009

Back with a BA(n)G of !-quotes part-2

Exams are over and i am a little more relaxed than before (on competitive terms), although I couldn't give two exams coz i returned one day late than my scheduled time.

Reason: I missed my flight, now before you scream how lame/unplanned/idiotic/unpunctual one can be? let me tell you, that i was stuck in a jam (naxalite protest) for 10 hours and i did all my permutation combination to arrive on the time but failed.But it's okay till college people agree to give me make-up exams for those two horrible subjects.

I wanted to meet Nidhi this time and give her the opportunity to write HOW I MET YOUR PETER's all three seasons, but i couldn't.

And ohh btw I saw Jimmy Shergil (yeah the mohabbatien wala ladka) on the rajiv gandhi airport & that's nothing stupendous, i know, but the best part was that he looked at me and i looked away ;) though we sat in the same loby for at least 1 hour. He must have been disappointed that no one gave him any bhaw. Bechara !

Since i have hardly anything to blabber about so here i extend my lame 'part -2' of '!-quotes' ....




CAUTION : PUT YOUR BRAIN IN THE SWITCHED OFF MODE ;)


1. Men are from Mars but i am from hell, else why do you think i die and i dwell ? (well this line is from my 1st poem ever)

2. If the total energy of the universe is constant then someone is having a good time when i sweat.

3. I blinked and a decade was over, i meditated and i died.

4. why isn't the north part of the south pole, called the north pole?

5. If miracles are rare, then how come i fail every day ?

6. Dragons are hot.

7. when you realize that you have forgotten something before, then is that feeling called 'amnesia vu' ?

8. Politics is a misanthropic-philanthropic profession.

9. For being a DJ all you need is a mixer, two cd players, speakers and the hands that can go all the way, zig-zag.

and the last one is dedicated to all the fellow bloggers .......

10. YOU DON'T SIMPLY WRITE IN A BLOG-VILLE ,YOU EARN IT ;)

42 comments:

  1. "but the best part was that he looked at me and i looked away"

    lol ..way to go!!

    and the quotations twisted my brain.. overlooked your warning to switch off the brain.. my mistake! :P

    : you are followed now :)

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  2. @pink orchid

    Yeah the guy appeared like a big time attention seeker ..and they are losers in my dictionary ....but still i shud have given a smile..(tho i dun regret it)

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  3. good that you don't regret it.. makes you a class apart.. a wannabe loser would have gone all over him to make him write his name on piece of paper and then the paper would have become a thing to be flaunted.. big deal!!

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  4. #1 is bestest! me likes..ohhh n welcome back :)))))

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  5. energy of the universe being constant wala ws d best!!
    thoda philanthropic ho jana tha yaar..cud hv sed hi to him!!he did act in couple of good movies also..(couple being munnabhai films..aur bhi hongi im sure :P)

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  6. @ pink orchid

    even i wud have gone had he been a gud actor ..but i din go for two reasons.

    i)he was wid his cast and crew
    ii)He appeared like just another average guy :D

    and yeah of course he is no khan/bacchan/roshan/kumar etc etc :D

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  7. @ Trinaa

    Thnks !
    and thnks again :D

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  8. @ chitwan

    Thnks
    arey yeah ..i jus din feel like ..tho i cud have chatted wid him for one hour ...had i been a crazy fan of someone and had this opportunity ...its k yeah he acted well in hasil and wednesday too :D

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  9. welcome back che :) :)
    dhuu u ignored jimmy shergill. bichara jimmy :( how wud u feel if everyone ignored u when u become a celebrity? X-( if i were a celebrity i would cry if no one took my autograph at an airport :(

    u'd better meet mangal this summer :-w

    lawyers cannot keep their mind in switched off mode :">
    i liked,1st, 2nd, 6th,7th :D
    and didnt understand 5th and 8th :|

    welcome back again \:D/ :D :) and title cool che...

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  10. heya welcome back

    heheh...the best part was that he looked at me and i looked away ;)..lolz..
    poor stars.. they cant even impres bloggers :P :P

    YOU DON'T SIMPLY WRITE IN A BLOG-VILLE ,YOU EARN IT ;)..
    o m writting :P :D

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  11. hawww.. U didn't met Nidhi! Haww.. bad bad! :P

    I read the CAUTION therefore I am not saying anything to you otherwise I had a lot to say!

    Dragons are hot! Waah!

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  12. @ Mads

    he he if u are a celeb u shud expect the unexpected ..and it must have been pretty normal for him ..he is no big star !

    thnk god u liked those and
    >:P coz u din get those two even after nt keeping ur ..mind off !

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  13. @ amirta

    wat do mean even bloggers :P
    we are famous in our small world ...we are the who's who of blog-ville :P

    and that quote is inspired from bournville chocolate ka ad :D

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  14. @ abhinav

    yeah she did not meet ..i mean we could not meet :|

    and thnkg gawd u told me that ..it was in the +ve way else i wud have been disappointed :P

    dragons are sure hot :P

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  15. ROFL ! the first two are awesome !!... and the rest too ! :P

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  16. @ HP

    :D
    you cud have said all are awesm :P

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  17. Funny you are .. but I feel you tried too hard .. your previous posts were better ..

    The one about politics was nice but the one which took the cake was Universe one ..

    keep up the great work !!

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  18. @ SOM

    thnks but i dun understand when u say i tried too hard and my previous posts ver better ....!

    anywys thnks from next time i will try ot to think hard lolz :D

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  19. cmon' he ain't that bad !

    *dragons are hot* wonder why none of us came up with that before :P :D

    otherwise it rocked , hohohoho remedial exams .best o' luck .

    don't beat me but the part1 was more 'peter' :) this one is twisted too :)

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  20. @ i'll try to be truthful

    ohhi think the other way...he ain't that gud :D
    yeah still 2 papers remaning dunno when i will give those *sob sob*
    and no u are free to crticize ...1st part was better that is why it came before ;)
    and quotes have to be twisted ..isnt it :D

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  21. I meant it in a +ve way buddy.. If I dnt like I will tell u direct!
    I am a bit confusing sometimes!

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  22. Gawd some of these are brain toners... good exercise when someone is trying to relax on a break... :P

    I liked both parts... :)

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  23. @ abhinav

    Yeah you are sometimes ...actually everyone is :D

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  24. @ akansha

    glad u liked it ;)

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  25. you looked away??? awww poor guy he is! :D

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  26. @ warm shunshine

    it's more than jimmy shergil :(

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  27. hehe... nautanki baaz...

    Hope they let u give those exams..

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  28. @ harshita ji

    its more than jus xams ...quotes bhi dekh lete :(

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  29. hmm loved ur quotes... atleast couple of them... and the last one was utli......

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  30. @ vemuri

    thnks bro :D
    last wala bahut se log samj nahi paye :(

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  31. Oye! mainey saarey quotes padey they...

    I dont comment aadhi post padkey...hehe...

    Yaar woh seminar ke liye bhaagna tha toh fataafat mein bas exams ke baareuy mein hi likha...

    waisey tere quotes apney aap mein itney mahaan hain...ki unhey kisi comment ki zarurat nahi...

    Unhey toh bas main copy paste karungi.

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  32. @ harshita

    he he haan yeh sahi hai :D
    khud mein mahan hain mere quotes \:D/

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  33. u really are good at this quote thing.. start compiling for a book or something...

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  36. @ sarath

    yeah ...lemme reach a 1000 i will surely do that ;)

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  37. Quote-aa idher bhi??
    (bad joke..i know)

    btw welcome back ji :-)

    Me loved ur quotes... and soon they are gonna be used as my gtalk status!!(ahem....ok wid due credits)

    www.enchantinganki.wordpress.com

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  38. @ ankita agarwal

    thnk u ji :D

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