There are three versions, equally important, cynical, and somewhat absurd as my reasons of being a single at ‘21’. Fortunately I don’t find a big deal in being a single, but there is an unfolded crux which should unwind today, before it becomes too fussy.
A FEW BOYS SAY: - Dude you look good, you must have one girlfriend. Okay you don’t have to be committed to a vamp or a kitty with claws, but why the hell are you kicking a plate full of whipped cream intentionally? Get someone for fun and as if you are going to marry her. What do want from life, huh ? Katrina Kaif won’t come dancing in the rain or Angelina Jolie won’t stretch her arms for you, Salman and Brad Pitt are better for them any day. Being a guy you are lucky to get proposals, but thanks to the celestial crap and some goddamn satanic saint in your mind you turned down all of it without even thinking once. How the hell can you not figure out a gal’s intention? She was eyeing on you & everyone noticed except you. That XYZ gal made a good remark about you. Are you not man enough or are you trying to show off that you have some ancient worthless family values intact? OMG don’t tell me you are turning in to a Gay !
A FEW GIRLS SAY:- Alright you look nice but that doesn’t mean you have to be rude. You can smile and please everyone, but no you have to keep your face straight and show off to the world that you got attitude. Okay I am sick of you throwing tantrums and ‘I don’t care attitude’ 24x7. You are funny but I am sure you are afraid of commitments. I said NO to so many guys but now I know how it feels when someone says NO to you. I wish someone breaks your heart the way you did for me. I never proposed anyone I just wanted to talk to you so I took wrong steps, Okay I am sorry but I did it for you. You think a lot, you go philosophical on the whole world, if you get the time think about it too. I followed you crazily for all these years. I have been excited about your blog more than you. Can we at least be friends?. Okay no ? Fine I am happy to have said what I wanted.
TO THOSE GUYS
Thanks bro for calling me that I look good, though I always rated myself as just an average looking guy to be honest and no I don’t have worthless but yeah I do have family values intact. I don’t have to be an Einstein to understand anyone’s obvious and transparent intentions on any given day but then why get in to a zone I am not comfortable going in. Why play with someone’s emotion or rather my own and crib about it for long. I would rather prefer an ordinary sandwich on a torn sheet of paper over even the tastiest of the whipped cream served on the costliest of the plate, provided I like former more than the later. I day dream but obviously I am not falling for any dreamy flamboyant beauties. I hear the remarks and I jot it down as my good wishes or rather secret admirations in my memory. I am man enough so I know how to handle any stuff without getting in to a mess, And you call me good looking all the time….now do I need to shout who is turning in to a Gay ?
TO THOSE GIRLS
First of all don’t get confused with the way I talk, I am born talking like that and if you ask me it’s not rude, It’s rather my special tone, which a very few lucky souls get to hear. When I talk like that I am not apprehensive at all. Okay if I know when I have to smile I would, otherwise I can’t carry a fake smile, coz my cheeks hurt, plus I don’t have any plans of signing a Toothpaste commercial in near future. Yeah I have the attitude..And there is a thin line between arrogance and attitude. I prefer sticking to the former. I am not afraid of commitments, I am afraid of fake commitments, break-ups, sulking and a few severe cases of homicides and suicides. Even I fell for someone in my life but then cupid did not approve it, so stop making your own assumptions and stop cursing me ladies. You follow me & my blog and you thought you should tell me in case I did not know, do I look that dumb? You want to be just my friend and nothing else? C’mon you gotta be kidding me? Or are you kidding yourself, huh? I prefer not replying as a better option than replying rudely and making things go worse and present myself as a classy moron who will give clarifications on every damn thing and swear that he did not. For me CUPID has been DEAD In recent few years.
P.S :- Whatever I have written isn’t confined to one single guy or a girl’s view …but some real life advices and one sided talks on their parts. And I did not reply then coz the timing was inappropriate.