I am back with the list full of shits I have been DOPED (do I sound like EMINEM ?).Never Mind I was actually trying to do the acidulous Chandler Bing's thing.
Yes I have been watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S religiously lately and I am enjoying it like I did never before. Blame it on my boring internship program or my free time.I am in love with the characters of the soap.Though it's quite old and I was merely 10 or 11 yrs old wen its 1st season was aired.It's fun to watch ten episodes in a row now when u have DVDs available somehow(thanks to ENNY).
I have jotted a few dialogues or even monologues that made me go LOL, ROFL, LMAO, LMFAO,ROFLMAO and ROTFLMFAO and what not....*sigh* !!
1.when Ross Gellar kisses Chandler's mom the very next day when they meet:
ROSS: Hey chandler!!
CHANDLER: Hey mother kisser :P
2.when Joey doesn't get the part in the movie he explains the reason like this:
JOEY: They are saying that that I am a good actor but a bad kisser and it's like Mother Terressa a bad mother :D
3.CHANDLER: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian ......wait did I say that too loud ?
4.when Chandler explains monica about pig sex
CHANDLER: A pig can have like a 100 sexual partners in a lifetime and dats just an ordinary pig, not even a pig that is good at sports.
4.CHANDLER: The monkey has a ROSS on it's ASS
5.CHANDLER:If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after twenty-year-old boys, or... I'll end up like my mom.
6.Monica is making Chandler do sit-ups...
MONICA: Five more, and I'll flash you.
CHANDLER: One...Two...Two n a half...ok just show me one of them.
7.Chandler: our guy has great hair!
pheebs: my guy has great teeth!
Chandler: OUR GUY SMELLS INCREDIBLE!!!
8.CHANDLER: In school I failed in bilogy and today biology failed me!!
9.Phoebe tells everyone that she doesn't believe in gravity, someone knocks really hard on the door and
CHANDLER: I guess that's Isaac Newton and he's pissed....!!
10.ROSS: So does your 3rd nipple do anything??
CHANDLER: Why yes, Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the service entrance to the magical land of Narnia !!
11. JOEY: she has got all what a man wants ..Beauty YEAH brain NOoo !!
12.JOEY: chandler you have crossed the line, infact the line is a Dot to you now.
13.CHANDLER :(with two arms showing) hey suppose in one hand u have jam
and in the other hand u have ur wife's naked butt where wat wud u choose ??
JOEY : now put both ur hands together.
and the best one is ofcourse all time favourite of JOEY'S " HOW YOU DOIN??"
P.S : Last night I saw DRONA and felt like puking,I felt a few sand particles in my mouth flying from the screen (in short dimag ka dahi ho gaya !!!!) So I have taken the laughter medicine instead of disprine to kill my headache and if u want to make me laugh just add a few more jokes or F.R.E.N.D.S.H.I.T.S