Monday, September 22, 2008

I am an ÁŔÁČĤŃŐРĤŐßĨÁČ !!!!

I hate the colors from dull grays, browns and blacks to bright reds, yellows and greens. Of an eight legged creatures called spiders. They freak me out!!


I remember since when I was three or four years old & I had learned to get scared and cry, I have had the extreme shuddery experiences of spiders. Out of all the phobias in the world I am aware of, I accept I suffer from this. When I see them crawling on the walls, when I see them spinning their web, I get a crippy feeling deep down my veins. I say I will demolish the whole species, provided someone assures me that they are of no importance to Biologists (but alas! They are).


Though Spider Man is like a god of spiders and shares the same name as I do (peter) but that doesn’t mean I am equally friendly with the scary spiders as he is. If I would have been him, I would have betrayed the whole Arachnida  class rather than cheating the spider species alone & that's my height's of hatred for spiders.


 Winters and Rainy seasons are like their carnivals. They hang on the chilled and damp toilet walls giving me a hard time. I have got so many wounds coz of their vulnerable acids, which they probably pee on being teased.

 

ARACHNOPHOBIAC'S  TRAUMA

Of all the creatures, the most ghastly I say,

Are spiders on the walls, hunting their prey.

They itch my feelings, they smell, they are creepy,

I shiver and I shudder, can’t sleep even when I am sleepy.

My hands are wounded and so my legs are,

I crumble, I fumble, I have left my door ajar.

 

Macabre the legs are, gruesome the body is,

Slobber they all time & sometimes they whizz.

I see one staring at me, I need a weapon to kill him,

I can reach to my sandals, I want to break his limb.

It was hanging from the wall & I shot,

With my sandal, while spinning the wrought.


p.s: I wrote this poem when I shot a spider hanging on my wall today morning,and that's when I decided to write on it, though the poem took less than 10 minutes but my whole experince has been for more than 15 yrs by now.

47 comments:

  1. uhuh!

    I have this phobia of lizards,they call it Herpetophobia...The moment I see one I feel weak in my legs and almost nauseated...

    I am so damn scared of them...but I can never ignore them...A lizard has fallen on my head almost 3-4 times...and this increased my fear of the same more and more..

    I can understand how it feels to even luk at those creepy crawly creatures...

    Yuck! Yuck!

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  2. hhehehehehhehe spidermannnn(Peter) even I'm scared of spiders or u can say of any creepy disgusting creatures...Nice way 2 describe ur Phobia
    Gud Luck Big Boss hehehehehhe I mean Bhagguhey

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  3. spiders.. sick sick.. i hate all these kinda creatures but m not so afraid when it comes to rats.. dont knw y,. once whn i was a kid i gave a rat to eat something and it bit my finger and ran away. lol!!

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  4. hehe yes spiders are creepy....i like to see them on on TV..not in reality

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  5. totally agree with #3 .. he he...
    btw thanks for dropping by. thats the painting i made, not the original pic. original pic is in the hyper link.

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  6. hahaha. :P funny phobia..never knew whats so digusting abt spiders.... :D

    im scared of dogs, so i kinda got what u meant :-| :-|

    may biologists claim spiders and dogs are not needed in this world anymore.... :-)

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  7. peter,u sound like Ron from harry potter!:P
    i hate creepy crawly creatures myself...they r so...well, creepy!...
    especially lizards..they scare the hell out of me!But i dont fear spiders much, except the ones that are really really big.They are scary!

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  8. yuck yuck yuck.....i cant stnd lizards....ur poem vud go well for me..if da wrd arachnida was replaced by lizard..anywaz bst description of a fobia dude...

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  9. @ harshita

    I knw so many ppl are afraid of lizards ...tho i am not found of them but i dun hate them as much as i do spiders !

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  10. @sweta

    i noe ...gals freak out in the name of lizards !

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  11. good poem that too in 10 minutes!!!

    Btw

    Awarded you..

    Visit my blog

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  12. @ sneha

    oo i see and ur welcum alwys !

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  13. @ mads !

    i have seen ppl getting along well with dogs but u are an exception u get along well wid da spiders ??

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  14. @ pj

    well i have hardly watched harry potter ..but yeah can get wat u r trying to say !!
    and i wonder how u ppl are not afraid by spiders !

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  15. uuuuuuuuuuuuugh..i have this one too i guess!!

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  16. So what did you shoot the spider with?

    I used to share your phobia. I just don't like them inside now though. And I think tarantulas are way cool.

    It's nice to meet you Peter.

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  17. Oh duh... you shot it with your sandal. :)

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  18. @ trinna

    u guess ??
    u shud be sure of wat u hate and are scared of isn't it ??

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  19. @ zirelda

    no way how can u say tarantulas are cool ..they are yuck ...!!

    it's nice to meet u too :P

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  20. Lol how'd you come up with that poem? I think spiders are pretty cool :P

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  21. @ trooper
    u fynd spiders kool ??
    dude tell me are u spiderman in trooper's disguise ?

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  22. My real life story :
    Once a dog was chasing me and I was running and running but then I realized that why I am running because I am afraid.
    I stopped.
    And now I charged the dog and the scene was just reverse. The dog started running and I was chasing.
    Finally the dog get inside a car-garage and I closed the shutter from outside.
    Whenever you are afriad, chase it.
    :)

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  23. Spiders wat! very bad

    hi hi ..hey then wat about cockroaches?

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  24. @ hobo !

    i can't chase a spider,
    I wud rather prefer killing it :D

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  25. @ priya

    u love spiders or wat ?
    and wat bou cockroaches ?
    i am kinda frndly wid dem !

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  26. One thing. You are creative and in a very different, casual way. Another thing, you know it!

    "I remember since when I was three or four years old & I had learned to get scared and cry"
    And you say I philosophize
    This one line of yours has all the philosophy of the world "learned"
    *and men and women mere actors
    Shakespeare anyone ? :)

    It took you ten minutes to come up with the poem, well dude then it sure came write from your heart!

    Spiders are truly creepy, yucccckkkk

    Get rid of them!

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  27. @ Bhawana

    well I din write thinking the way thought and did :P

    philosophy yea u can say is in my genes coz my mom is a philosopher .so it's in mah genes :P


    and yea i wrote in the spur of the moment ...and spiders are indeed crappy and yuckkk !

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  28. Hi Peter...

    I hate liards and caterpillars the most tahn spiders....i wish they all go extinct some day

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  29. hey u remind me of ron from harry potter series . see so even if u are not like peter parker you can claim to be somewhat like ronald.

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  30. @ i'll try to be !

    hey everyone is saying that I sound like Ron wat is he afraid of spiders ??
    i mean sorry but i dun like harry potter much except for Emma watson :P

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  31. Ohh.. spiders...!!!!!
    I also dislike them but can't kill..!
    I am too much kind hearted..!

    I just look at the other side and bang!!

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  32. nice blog brother......keep blogging

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  33. have u seen the movie arachnophopia???
    its scarry as hell

    i cudnt sleep for a whole week aftr tht...urrrghhh - creeeepyyyy

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  34. @ divkiran

    no i haven't dun wanna see it either :P
    they are indeed shitty :)

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  35. i hate spiders too...just the site of them have me screaming and crying..u cant even see them properly, they've so many legs n eyes...eeEEee..spiders r creepy :/

    i loved the poem!!..cya =)

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  36. oops..its sight..not site :/
    well, now u've 1 more comment =D

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  37. @ sidrah

    he he he i knw !
    thnks for droping here :P

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  38. Oh ARACHNOPHOBIA!! Oh may thats y i don't like spiderman at all.anyways nice poem there!!
    cheers !!

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  39. @ HASHAN

    tho i dun hate spiderman but i hate his companions [:(]

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  40. Reminds me of only one person...

    Drumroll.....

    Ronald Weasley... ya ya ya fiction but I can't forget the faces Rupert Grint has made in the movie :D

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