Ppl reading my blogs are either going bonkers or have -ve senses of humor but considering the fact that BlOG is a place to show off ur creative audacity in any form,I would appreciate either cases depending on my mood :)
well I am saying this coz when I finished writing my last post then there was this frqnt demand to extend it (though it may nt appear in the comment sec) from the readers and frm the nerds ,living near by, they contributed a few more amalgamations of jocular outbursts which will beatify any damn pissd off person or can piss off any normal living creature depending on how one takes it ….so I decided to extend the shit coz I had curtailed it earlier fearing tht I wud be advised to stop blogging or take rat’s poison ..but since neither happened I have gained the courage to extend the shit ….
“BABY DON’T U REALLY KNOWS HOW MUCH I THE HATES THE INDIANS??”
“GHOST OF THE LEGS DON’T LISTEN TO THE TALKS !! ( Laatoon k bhooot battooon se nahi maantey)”
Preity zinta: HAVE A GOOD DAY !!
THE ABOVE PICTURE WAS AN ATTEMPT TO COPY JAVED JAFFERI'S STYLE (caution:CIGAR IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH...) and btw I dun smoke u can see tht It's plastic covered It was for my frnds !
Wid Javed Jaffery’s ultimate dun-knw wat language …we tried to purchase the cigar but twas so bloody expensive tht we cudn’t feel like wasting the money for simply flaunting so we bought a cheaper one:
And with ever green dialogues of 90’s flick ANDAZ APNA APNA we ver so addicted tht ….talked evrytym like AMIR’S OR SALMAN’S way:)
“AILLAAAAA, UII-MAAAAA !!”
“AAP DAANI HAIN,GYAANI HAIN,ANTAR-YAAMI HAIN,SHAKTIMAAN HAIN,BUDHHI MAN HAIN BALKI MAIN KAHTA HUN KI AAP PURUSH HE NAHI HAIN ….#$#%??? ………..MAHAN PURUSH HAIN... MAHA PURUSH“ lol :D
And last diwali two major films released and neither shud be called a movie coz OSO was only commercial & bullshit and Sawariya was not at all commercial rather kinda opera suitable for NRI’s but still the dialogues f OSO were kool specially this one :
“Yanna ramba,yanna yelliae rakkhi atti patti katti….munnedar munnedar munnedar ….yannnnaaaaa rascalllaaaaaan mind ithhhhhhh !!!!”
“U fat cat u bad cat u rascalaaaan cat …!!”
wid this yrs DUD 'tashan' there came yet another ishtyleeeeeee of calling names and ispeakingggg Hinglish !!!
THE ISHTYLE,THE FARMULAAA,THE BHAIA JEE KA TASHAN....that we put 'THE' before evry damn name..like :
VIVEK became 'THE VIVEK'
ENNY became 'THE ENNY'
Kooler names than watever their parents have given ...LOLZZZ (no offense)
We saw a movie made in Hyderabad on Hyderabad ..it’s called ’THE ANGREZ’ and OMG the dialogues are ultra kool in typical Hyderabadi lingo and kinda cheap toooo ( but do we care ?) a must watch for all the hyderabdi’s or secunderabadi’s …..
“AREY TU LAL WALI MERCEDES BHIJAAA NAKHO RE BAWA PAHLEY TU SAFED WALI BHEEEJAAA RE .....MEREKO KAMA HAIN BAHUUUT KAMAAAN HAIN “
I knw the accent is not familiar to most f u ..twas the same case wid me till 3 yrs back wen I was new here !!
Well I think this time I have given a good dose f my weirdness..... now this is the best I could put to annoy the ppl out der …..and If u dun get annoyed .I wud understand tht there is either some serious prblm wid ur grasping and analyzing ability or my assuming and narrating ability !!!
Get annoyed I literally beg ..ur ANNOYANCE ...dun let my efforts go wasted plzzzzzz ...!!