Saturday, August 23, 2008

I lívé wíd a búńćh őf fŕéákíńg áíŕhéádś !!

I had promised in my last post that I vil pen down our bizarre habits and berserk imaginations we blabber after evry single Hollywood or Bollywood flick we come across..!!

So here it goes ..our flatmates dun hesitate being boisterous even inside the film theater but coming outta it and talking in the same accent and uttering the exact words evry now and then is a cult we can't live widout....be it even the cheapest in the recent times and the most annoying of all times..(WHO CARES ??)

"GUD JAAAABB" Will Smith at most have uttered 10 times in HANCOCK..but we surpassed him by 990 times ...same case Wid his dialouge "ASS*ole" frm the same movie,now it happns to be the calling name f sm1 in very closed proximity ..(can't tell his name for obvious reasons!!)

"KYA LOGE SUSHAAANT??" or "RAMESHHH ZARA LIGHT TOH DIM KAR" from "JANE TU YA JANE NA" made such an impact that we replaced each others name by those of ramesh and sushant and wid UNBEATABLE PAPPU fcourse (Coz we love PAPPU,his RADO watch, his GUCCI perfume and his DANCING inabilities!!)

now comes the cheapest of all from this year's release '123'(heard f it ??) "PAAPAAAAAAANNNNN" .........it's not the stretch it's the nasal implementation in pronouncing it that makes it so weird but we love doing it (coz WEIRD and WE ..ain't two different thngs).........
."YEH THE BOMBS HAIN"......

bombs ???@#%
why 's' wid bomb PAPANNNNNN.......???
PAAN-PAAN KAN 'S' HAIN KAHIN BHIN LAGAYEIN"....(can't u see the irritating accent DUH !!)

'KISMAT KONNECTION' became 'SHITMAT CONSTIPATION'......(the dialogues I mentioned in my last post ..go thru)..HImesh Reshmiyaa's famous irritating no's along wid other cheap songs we play all the times to jus insure tht we are nt getting bored .....(coz it's better to get irritated than to get bored ..at least u have ur senses working properly in the former case)

And now the time for our worship IDOL IRFAN Khan wid his careless freaky attitude and dialogue delivery .....WE watched HAASIL (again i wonder if u hv heard f it.....but neways jus to increase ur G.K lemme tel u that he Won 1st film fare award for the best actor in a negative role for that movie .......'year' I dun remember) a few days back ..and from then we have this U.P wala accent burned up....a few of the regular dialogues are:

"KAA BHAIA KHEL KA MAZA LE RAHE HO TUM??"
"ABE MAUKEY KA NAZAKAT NAHI SAMJHTEY HO BE"
"HUM APKEY ZAZBAATON KI KADAR KARTEY HAIN"
"KA BATIYA RAHE THE BE KANYA SE??"
"SALA HUMLOG GORRILLA HAIN GORRILLA WAR KIYA JAYEGA,GORRILLA JANTEY HO KI NA-HI ??"

blah blah blah ...

I hope u wasted ur time in reading this,and now u are going to suggest me to stop blogging or might be wondering if it's the worst shit that has come thru ur way in recent times ...well vomit out ur anger,frustration...watevr in the comment section ..try to deliver some dialogues along wid it ..and make this post the cheapest and the worst in the history of blogs !!

P.S: It's ALWAYS GUD TO BE A MANIAC THAN TO BE A MORON :):):):)

30 comments:

  1. dat was indeed hilarious nd fun to read..

    guddd jaabbbb lol:D

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  2. ROFL
    ROFL
    ROFL

    Dude...this was good
    n doncha worry, loads of bollywood maniacs out here

    And Pappu is the name we have given to our client...such a pain in the ass...so u r not alone, we all do it in out own ways...he he he

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  3. hmm.. well u can watch...pHoooNk..
    da horror.. movie...u will laugh at this picture like anythn.. after all Ram gopal verMA's hisToric..hoRRible creAtiOn!!lolZ

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  4. @ frontier
    I already watched it dude ....and throughout the movie ..audience was shouting
    "Ramgopal verma mere paise wapas karo"
    He he he :D

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  5. @ divkiran

    I knw i am not the only maniac ..I live wid a few ..f 'em ..and there are so many pappu's out der ...I search one u vil get 100
    btw thnks for laughing so much :)

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  6. Hi Peter....

    Thanks a lot for visiting my blog.....

    Man the post was hilarious ...very nice post....u blog is very interesting...specialy....ur language...keeping posting dude...

    N ya...i clicked the pic first...n then thought of a post..thanx for the comment...cya

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  7. RoFl .....hahaahahahahaah...gud job man...i had a few smiles in the mornin itslef..cool..

    urs..hemu..

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  8. lol!

    my god! beautiful!

    u r blogrolled!

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  9. hey u have a funny style of writing...enjoyed ur post...

    cheers
    parul

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  10. hilarious post... rofl rofl rofl lmao... i want more..i cud easily connect to everything...

    and i thought i lived with maniacs in my hostels...
    i agree totally..better to be a maniac than a moron...
    :D :D :D :D one of ur best posts, trust me....

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  11. he he wht was tht!had a fun time reading ur blog. :)

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  12. abso agree with yer post script:)

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  13. oh its fun doin dat...esp d 's' thing from 123...that is bloddy brillaint!!!!

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  14. reminds me of my hostel days, wen we used to keep mouthing dialogues from the movies we saw every weekend...and sometimes it got so bad that the lingo kinda lingered longer...even after we were back home for chutti-days!!
    I had pure fun reading it...Keep blogging...Simply love ur posts...

    Take Care
    Harshita

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  15. @joidevivre
    i vil continue it dun wrry !

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  16. @ diana
    thnks ..and yeh nice attempt (keeping posting lol i like it )

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  17. @hemanth
    thnks ....i feel great that u liked it man!!

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  18. @ phoenix
    haaanji thnks ...

    @parul
    oh yeaa ...i like ppl njoin craps lol :D

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  19. @ mads
    well and i thought it's the worst of all ...but anyways thnks for likin it so much !

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  20. @riya
    tht was simply crap

    @gunj
    tht was the only sensible part and the purpose of writing this post

    @mayz
    yeh i love that dialogue man ..i for got to mention a few of the dialogues ...i vil do it sometimes in future !

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  21. @harshita

    well u are normal then coz evryone at one stage or the other does tht kinda weird stuff ...!
    thnks for liking it btw !

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  22. LOl must say u did a nice job...never paid attention to these things while watchin movie...


    PS
    Will definitely try to keep a watch on such things in future

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  23. hahahahhahahah..brilliant peter...
    me and my friends do that tooo!! as for cheap songs..need i remind u that i am d undisputed queen in this area??

    ..topic was interesting..waiting for the next one :)

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  24. I think i had post a comment b4 .. dnt apper.. so commenting again.. well talkign abt using filmi dialogs in our life i rem one from DDLJ..
    aisi badi badi desh main aisi choti choti baat hote rahati hai...
    heheh
    Still make fun of KKKKKKiran!!!!
    I loved PAPPU cant dance too

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  25. @trinaa
    yeah but we play it jus to insure tht we are nt getting bored ..it's not like we are in love wid cheap songs and don't have a gooood taste :)

    It's just for the sake of time pass :)

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  26. @nidhi
    It appeared but u had commented on the last post ...not in this one !

    btw thnks !

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  27. HAhahahha tooo good man ...laughed out loud.
    with a clueless dose of wisdom thrown in..."its better to be irritated than to get bored"...heheh
    Aapne toh humein jazbaati kar diya...aur kya likhein :P

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  28. Loved the way you explained Papaaannnnnn ...hahahahah too good

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  29. haanji kuch maat likho ....main bhi zazbaati ho jaunga warna :P

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