I had promised in my last post that I vil pen down our bizarre habits and berserk imaginations we blabber after evry single Hollywood or Bollywood flick we come across..!!
So here it goes ..our flatmates dun hesitate being boisterous even inside the film theater but coming outta it and talking in the same accent and uttering the exact words evry now and then is a cult we can't live widout....be it even the cheapest in the recent times and the most annoying of all times..(WHO CARES ??)
"GUD JAAAABB" Will Smith at most have uttered 10 times in HANCOCK..but we surpassed him by 990 times ...same case Wid his dialouge "ASS*ole" frm the same movie,now it happns to be the calling name f sm1 in very closed proximity ..(can't tell his name for obvious reasons!!)
"KYA LOGE SUSHAAANT??" or "RAMESHHH ZARA LIGHT TOH DIM KAR" from "JANE TU YA JANE NA" made such an impact that we replaced each others name by those of ramesh and sushant and wid UNBEATABLE PAPPU fcourse (Coz we love PAPPU,his RADO watch, his GUCCI perfume and his DANCING inabilities!!)
now comes the cheapest of all from this year's release '123'(heard f it ??) "PAAPAAAAAAANNNNN" .........it's not the stretch it's the nasal implementation in pronouncing it that makes it so weird but we love doing it (coz WEIRD and WE ..ain't two different thngs).........
."YEH THE BOMBS HAIN"......
why 's' wid bomb PAPANNNNNN.......???
PAAN-PAAN KAN 'S' HAIN KAHIN BHIN LAGAYEIN"....(can't u see the irritating accent DUH !!)
'KISMAT KONNECTION' became 'SHITMAT CONSTIPATION'......(the dialogues I mentioned in my last post ..go thru)..HImesh Reshmiyaa's famous irritating no's along wid other cheap songs we play all the times to jus insure tht we are nt getting bored .....(coz it's better to get irritated than to get bored ..at least u have ur senses working properly in the former case)
And now the time for our worship IDOL IRFAN Khan wid his careless freaky attitude and dialogue delivery .....WE watched HAASIL (again i wonder if u hv heard f it.....but neways jus to increase ur G.K lemme tel u that he Won 1st film fare award for the best actor in a negative role for that movie .......'year' I dun remember) a few days back ..and from then we have this U.P wala accent burned up....a few of the regular dialogues are:
"KAA BHAIA KHEL KA MAZA LE RAHE HO TUM??"
"ABE MAUKEY KA NAZAKAT NAHI SAMJHTEY HO BE"
"HUM APKEY ZAZBAATON KI KADAR KARTEY HAIN"
"KA BATIYA RAHE THE BE KANYA SE??"
"SALA HUMLOG GORRILLA HAIN GORRILLA WAR KIYA JAYEGA,GORRILLA JANTEY HO KI NA-HI ??"
blah blah blah ...
I hope u wasted ur time in reading this,and now u are going to suggest me to stop blogging or might be wondering if it's the worst shit that has come thru ur way in recent times ...well vomit out ur anger,frustration...watevr in the comment section ..try to deliver some dialogues along wid it ..and make this post the cheapest and the worst in the history of blogs !!
P.S: It's ALWAYS GUD TO BE A MANIAC THAN TO BE A MORON :):):):)