Thursday, August 28, 2008
ĤĔŶ ĎÚĎĔ ŴÁŃŃÁ ŦÁĞ ÁŃĎ ßŐŐŹĔ ؟؟
Have a puff, have a sip!
This ain’t that bad, It’s branded plus filtered, it’s awesome, and this ain’t having no hard concentration just having 8 or 9 % of alcohol that too only poly phenols and a little of pectin, ethyl alcohol and glycerin so it won’t harm you...it will not make you dizzy either ….go for it, don’t hesitate ..shall I pour ? shall I lit it up ?
I don’t drink neither do I booze so don’t force me!
Hey without boozing or fagging how will u know how it tastes?? (Isn’t that a great way of provoking?) well every time I come across this kind of situation I try to avoid and my success rate is 100% so far, I never gave it a try ..the reasons are many like :
1• I hate the idea of taking smoke inside the body …already there is enormous pollution all around why give your lungs a hard time intentionally??
2• I am a passive smoker already coz my flat mates are like giant chimneys producing tons of smoke daily and there is hardly any escaping!
3• I don’t consider it as a stud’s job..rather It’s a time pass without actually being one …
4• It cost’s you 2000 bucks out of your pocket money plus a little of your life per month even if you are not a chain smoker and you compromise on cheap brands …(I don’t earn yet and my father doesn’t send me any money to fag ....Nobody’s DAD will)
5• I see my friends getting hyper and out of control if they don’t get that very early in the morning ..they tell me they get constipation without it …..ewwwwwwwwww !!
People have been telling me that Drinking is no offense ..It is not harmful at all .You can drink and stay healthy ....I say I am healthy even without it ..I don’t want to be extra healthy ….and keep your advice with yourself and give it to your children and grand children..they will think that their DAD and granddad are very cool and happening .get a life .weirdo !!
Reasons enough for not boozing:
1• I can’t leave a habit so easily if I acquire it so I stay away from acquiring any
2• I hate drunkards and their after drinking behaviors ..(I don’t know what I will do when I am not in my senses ..my secrets will come out LOL )
3• I know It’s royal at times but I ain’t royal I am simple ..and even the day I become one I won’t touch it I have promised my mom.
SO it doesn’t matter if you are smoking BLUE POINT, BRISTOL, BUGLER, CARLTON, ESSE, GAMBLER, JAN WILLEM, KENTUCKY'S BEST ..they all will ultimately kill !!!
And it doesn’t matter even if you drink JACK DENIEL’S, FOSTER, JHONNY WALKER, SIGNATURE,WILD TURKEY OR Ma CARTHY’S ……they all are drinks with varied alcohol concentrations and pernicious so better stay away !!
P.S :I know It sound’s like a lecture but I thought of writing it coz I have to turn my mode of blogging in to something useful after LOL’ing a lot in the recent times !!
"SMOKING THRILLS BUT KILLS!!"