On hold !

Written on 11:00 PM by peter

Now Don't confuse, let's just trade shoes,
Feel how I felt, and see how I dealt,
all this while, with a fake smile,
See how I am on hold, since I just told,
you everything, that I had within,
every single line, that was on my mind,
since so many years, I was hiding tears,
It was never your loss, but I was always on a toss,
this both sided game, only had my name,
and a mere hope, that I would not get any shock,
rather a surprise, & this time the Sun would rise,
from the west, and god would be at his miraculous best,
or else I am just doomed, sulking in a silent room,
not even jealous, but cursing all fellas,
for making me do this, and hope for the bliss,
though they are all right, still I can't just fight,
this battle alone tonight, I need someone by my side,
till I am done with my life, and get customized,
with a new skin, and a soul that would grin,
for no reason, and for every season,
now you know what I mean, as I put this clean,
In front of you, I am all very true,
and it's not a myth, that a confession's death
is a major death, for that one pure faith.

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How normal are you ?

Written on 2:33 AM by peter

1. Did you ever turn the shower knob instead of the Tap Knob and got wet?

2. Did you ever shout, while listening to some song using your headphone/earphone, and you realized some 10 odd people are staring at you ?

3. Did some XYZ ever wave at you and you gave a friendly smile and greeted him back, but as soon as he left, you asked your friends, "yeh kaun tha be ?"

4. Did you ever, wake up in the dusk confusing it with the dawn and started getting dressed up for your school/work ?

5. Have you ever smiled at someone, who you thought knows you very well and he/she did not smile back, coz it was crowded and he/she was looking at someone hot and obviously of the opposite gender standing beside you ?

6. Did you, ever throw the chocolate in to the dustbin instead of the wrappers? and it goes worse when you throw the lighter away instead of the bomb ?

7. Did you try writing down something using a pen upside down ?

8. Did you laugh out loud remembering something, in a class/meeting when others are busy sweating their brain out?

9. Did you ever, ignore someone's effort to make a handshake unintentionally and after two seconds you realized it, just by looking at his/her embarrassed face?

10. Did you call someone on his mobile and started talking about all the alien topics to him in the world and suddenly you realized that, he is someone of the same name but not the one you wanted to call ?

11. Did you ever type your Password instead of your Username,when 2 people were staring at your computer screen?

12. Did you ever miscalculate the number of steps while using a staircase and gave yourself an unbalanced and shocking time?

13. Did you ever kick your enemies in your nightmares and someone (sharing your bed) really started crying, coz you did kick him somewhere, you shouldn't have.

14. Did you ever taste shaving cream and did you ever rub toothpaste on your face ?

15. Did you ever feel embarrassed after you shouted your friend's surname by which you always address him and suddenly his father, elder brother, mom and who else not, responded in chorus?

16. Did you ever abuse someone, thinking he is your best friend when he closes your eyes and later he regrets having done that, since he got his dose ?

17. And finally, Did you ever chat with Anurag Chatterjee thinking he is different from the blogger Anurag ?

P.S : Even after having done all that I would call myself normal.How normal are you ?

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Rumors R Rawsome !

Written on 3:23 AM by peter

A few days ago I came to know about something that I did, which probably would be the last thing on the earth I would do. Makes sense ? No ? Well I heard a rumor about myself. A drunk friend told me something that he had never told me before, but obvious. My reaction to the news was like this :O :O :O :O. Why why why would she say that ? I mean I would rather prefer to Jump off my own ass and die instead of doing anything remotely close with her or to her.

Then I realized ok, lets not overreact, after all it was a rumor and I don’t care. But two very important things which I should now know are:

1) Girls Brag probably more than guys.

2) Rumors about yourself either make you laugh or Piss you off. However in my case both happened. I was pissed off but then I managed to laugh too.

Now I realize that film stars, sportsmen are human beings too and we should respect their emotions. Poor guys, but yeah again I am not sorry for my Jokes on any Bai-sexual Ahuja.

So all of you reading this post please do share your RUMOURABLE moments, your one such incident may help a poor-rumor-affected-pissed-off-normal-boy, to gain serenity and sanity of his mind back.

I am sorry for not commenting and not posting recently, but I am suffering (still) from Writer’s block. It’s been so bad that I decided not to blog anymore in fact, if recently you have pinged me and I haven’t replied then just think that I was searching for the ‘HI’ word.

Oh, Btw today is Joie de vivre’s a.k.a Neha’s b’day ..so do wish her in case you know her and do wish her in case you don’t know her.Yes a compulsion !

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V.O.I.D

Written on 2:28 AM by peter

Damn the route & Damn the dreams,
it's all exploding, emotions corroding, People nodding,
It's all Slow lyka program loading,
complex lyka digital & binary coding,
I made a winzip rant, like someone unzip your pant,
this rhapsody will blow, lyk I.E 8.0
laughters, slaughters, innocence half there.
Luminescence, at the other side of the fence, no offense
but this z oh-so-dense, I sense, take back your non-sense
Go dance, enhance your moves, you prove, till u get it,
f'rget it, I hate it, I read it, I said it, I mean it,
I ain't not sardonic, not demonic , not a phony,
I just don't know me, I just don't know me.

I hated the ride, inside the void,
emotion's access denied & I lied that I never cried,
acted like a clown, with lips upside down,
I smiled to hide the pain, else coulda died
I tried, but the soul didn't reside on its own side, inside.


Gimme a pill of donepezil, No please no needle,
Lil I forget, that i cud still perform that drill, man it's no thrill
without that reckless kill, without that acclimation, strangulation,
of mental aberration, freakin hesitation, I learned a new lesson,
for this season, I dun need no more reason, I took my decision,
damn recession, no I ain't no dissing myself, not pissing on u man,
not missing my mind, just kissing the line, just reminiscing the time,
when i cursed nostalgia, I was so fragile ya ! I was so agile ya !
I was so volatile ya! lost within one mile ya ! Gullible I wasn't,
Malleable yeah but then lyka syllable in a word & lyka rolling pebble,
but yeah a rebel, they tagged me, I was on a spree,
for a wee, May be i was being me, now i gotta believe, that
I just don't know me, I just don't know me.

I hated the ride, inside the void,
emotion's access denied & I lied that I never cried,
acted like a clown, with lips upside down
I smiled to hide the pain, else coulda died,
I tried, but the soul didn't reside on its own side, inside.

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DAMN-Burger !

Written on 6:49 AM by peter

Shit, that meal was bad, I should have eaten something else, I mean anything that looked and tasted better than a khichdi prototype.My canteen has burgers and hot dogs, I should try that out tomorrow.Wait a minute I am hungry today, why should I wait till tomorrow. I will have something now,nice & sumptuous.

But what? Junk food ?

Ah ! I have vomited a few times after having it. I don't want to experience it again, I still have the last time's horrible experience imprinted in my neurons. But who cares? let's have a burger. He thought as he walked all sweaty and hungry plugged and lost in the numbers of his own world.

owww here comes the famous bakery, Let's agog the rascal, Appetite! he triumphed. "Gimme one Burger and a coke", he ordered."Sure sir, wait for 5 minutes", bakery guy replied. Ok, I will check out the crowd in between, he thought. He looked around & saw all families, tiny - twinies, a few wannabes and one good looking girl alone, texting on her celphone. Kewl, I should sit next to her table, he smirked.

"Here is your burger, and your coke sir" waiter said intervening his covert inspection."Thank you" came as the reply.



OMG ! what is this ? do i resemble an extinct giant mammoth? Look at the size of the burger. He was apprehensive by now. The girl after gazing for more than 5 mins at her celphone looked up, as waiter came up with her hot dog and coke. She thanked the waiter and looked at the guy. He also looked at her but then came back to 'staring at the burger routine' which he had acquired about a minute ago. Took a sip of coke and looked at her, she looked at me again, he thought. Once, twice, thrice, four times....10 times. Man she is staring at me ! What is her problem? I am not game with it, let it backfire on her,after all she started it, letz stare back. He gazed at her for 3 seconds, she probably realized the intentions and went back to her hot-dog basics. The poker face was minding her business till the time, He did not start eating his elephant size burger.

He took the biggest bite ever, such that his jaws got in to the cranky zone. Damn! it's hot, and now the cheese is coming out, ohh crap ! I got a lil of the sauce on my nose, I look like a clown, wherez the paper tissue? Bastards haven't given any ! Lemme get some , I am sure i will be requiring a dozen of them. He calculated and rushed to the counter to get the paper tissues, hiding his nose. As soon as he came back to his table the girl was laughing. Wow, god couldn't have fixed any incident worse than this to showcase that she is not a pokerface, he sulked. I will get my chance too, let her eat,I am all ready, he waited her to mess up her junk. She gradually unwrapped the hot dog and took a small bite, without making any mistake.

"Ohh snap ! hot-dog obviously has a smaller diameter than the burger, she cannot make any mistake unless she is an alien or someone from somalia.
SMART BITCH." He judged.

He was volatile by now, kept sipping his coke to fill the silence. It had never happened before. I hate anyone watching me when I eat, specially girls. Why did i take a table opposite to her? why the heck they don't make human size burgers? What she would be thinking by now? Ohh crap Still half of the burger is left and it resembles, India's map with so many union territory states lying far from the major states on the either sides. This moment has seized I should go else I will faint or she should go else she will faint coz the way I am eating. Several thoughts ran in his mind. Just to kill the time he plugged himself back to the ipod. ewww ! Kambhqt Ishq songs. Changed the numbers quickly.

He was all set for the second bite and took it, this time it was less disastrous. only a little portion of his cheek was painted this time. The girl, gave him, "It happens" kind of look and he shrugged.

He finished this disastrous damburger and gave, "I suck" kind of weird smile to the girl, and the girl gave him, "I guess you do" kind of smile back, or at least he thought so.

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